5:30AM Are You Nutz?

I was just talking to someone the other day and they suggested I get up at 5:30AM to start my day. Well if you know me... HAHAHAHAHAHA. Then that is what you were just doing, yes it's ok, I know that you were LOL. Seriously I am the worst morning person ever. I snooze for over an hour and still sometimes don't get up. If I am awake that early, then I probably didn't go to sleep the night before. I am so lucky to have one of those jobs where you don't have to be in til 9:00AM, it's amazing when I'm on time. I couldn't believe they would even suggest this. They tried to convince me that something about the serotonin levels are better before 6AM. Something about if you wake up before then you will be more likely to workout and get a fresh start to the day. They said it would be totally refreshing and I would feel like a new person. I don't even know that I could get up if I wanted to, much less to workout. I barely do that during normal hours.

Reasons I would actually get out of bed that early:
1. The house is on fire. (I could always sleep in the car while they put it out, it's pretty comfy.)
2. Someone is making loud noises ie. screaming, snoring etc... (If the pillow over my head didn't drown out the noise, I could put it over theirs...not a good thought, no, not nice.)
3. Superman was knocking on my door. (Mmmmmmm... Supergirl would like that!)

I thought I could come up with more reasons, however I just couldn't think of any more reasons that were good enough to get out of bed that early.