Public Address

Dear Future Voters, Citizens and Staff,

I appreciate your support and well wishes. I will continue to update you on important issues as they arise. I would like to point out someone who has gone above and beyond the call of duty and has been campaigning for me see here. I am not sure why no one else has decided to do this *cough. Anyways he has shown loyalty and dedication almost immediately and I will have to appoint him to my Chief of Staff. Because everyone will need to be kept in line and all of you know that the biggest brown noser get’s the position. Don’t worry Undr; I’m sure it pays well ;)

Also for all of the others that have signed on late, we will of course take your contributions. We can always use freebies and we never turn them down.


Thank you all very much,
Future President No-L


P.S. Grody would never let me wear acid wash and leopard skin, unless she was mad at me.